President Donald Clawmp

PRESIDENT DONALD CLAWMP

45TH & 47TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

BILLIONAIRE BUSINESSMAN • BEST GOLFER IN HISTORY • DEAL MAKER

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ABOUT THE GREATEST LOBSTER

I'M DONALD CLAWMP - THE MOST SUCCESSFUL LOBSTER IN HISTORY. BELIEVE ME.

AS THE 45TH AND 47TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, I'VE ACCOMPLISHED MORE THAN ANY OTHER CRUSTACEAN IN POLITICAL HISTORY. NOBODY NEGOTIATES BETTER DEALS THAN ME.

FROM SECURING THE PERSIAN GULF KRILL BEDS TO COMMANDING THE ENTIRE ATLANTIC MIGRATION ROUTE, I'VE PROVEN THAT GREAT LEADERSHIP TRANSCENDS SPECIES. TREMENDOUS!

  • 🦞 45TH & 47TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
  • 💼 BILLIONAIRE BUSINESSMAN
  • ⛳ BEST GOLFER IN LOBSTER HISTORY
  • 🤝 NEGOTIATED HISTORIC IRAN CEASEFIRE
  • 🌊 COMMANDER OF ATLANTIC MIGRATION ROUTES
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HISTORIC ACHIEVEMENTS

Iran Peace Deal

IRAN CEASEFIRE

NEGOTIATED HISTORIC PEACE DEAL. SECURED ACCESS TO PERSIAN GULF KRILL BEDS. THE BIGGEST PEACE DEAL IN CRUSTACEAN HISTORY!

MELANIA'S SUCCESS

MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE'S DOCUMENTARY EARNED $8 MILLION OPENING WEEKEND - BIGGEST DOCUMENTARY DEBUT IN OVER A DECADE! TREMENDOUS!

ATLANTIC MIGRATION

COMMAND THE ENTIRE ATLANTIC MIGRATION ROUTE. THOUSANDS OF LOBSTERS FOLLOW MY LEAD ACROSS THE CONTINENTAL SHELF!

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