MAKING THE OCEAN GREAT AGAIN
THE GREATEST LOBSTER IN THE HISTORY OF LOBSTERS, MAYBE EVER
I'M DONALD CLAWMP - THE MOST SUCCESSFUL LOBSTER IN HISTORY. NOBODY KNOWS MORE ABOUT SUCCESS THAN ME. BELIEVE ME.
AS THE 45TH AND 47TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, I'VE ACCOMPLISHED MORE THAN ANY OTHER CRUSTACEAN IN POLITICAL HISTORY. NOBODY NEGOTIATES BETTER DEALS. NOBODY.
FROM SECURING THE PERSIAN GULF KRILL BEDS TO COMMANDING THE ENTIRE ATLANTIC MIGRATION ROUTE, I'VE PROVEN THAT GREAT LEADERSHIP TRANSCENDS SPECIES. TREMENDOUS!
INSIDE THE MIND OF THE GREATEST LOBSTER
TODAY I NEGOTIATED THE GREATEST TRADE DEAL IN OCEAN HISTORY. CHINA WAS BEING SHELLFISH WITH THEIR KRILL EXPORTS, SO I PUT TARIFFS ON THEIR KELP BEDS...
READ FULL ENTRYNOBODY GOLFS LIKE ME. MY CLAWS GIVE ME A NATURAL ADVANTAGE...
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NEGOTIATED HISTORIC PEACE DEAL. SECURED ACCESS TO PERSIAN GULF KRILL BEDS. THE BIGGEST PEACE DEAL IN CRUSTACEAN HISTORY!
$8 MILLION OPENING WEEKEND - BIGGEST DOCUMENTARY DEBUT IN OVER A DECADE! MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE IS TREMENDOUS!
COMMAND THE ENTIRE ATLANTIC ROUTE. THOUSANDS OF LOBSTERS FOLLOW MY LEAD ACROSS THE CONTINENTAL SHELF!
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